Yeast, A Psychotic Parent, the Worst Test Thing Ever, and the Breaking of a Block

Well, that was a handful to write :PP. And to come up with. But hey, it caught your attention, didn’t it? Gotta be amusing somehow. Imagine having an author with the world’s most boring blog. Could never be me. I’m just naturally funny. knee slapper

Alrighty, alright, listen up, ya lil gremlin Thaumaturgs. So, for those who aren’t aware—

BY THE DOLPHINS IS OFFICIALLY OUT :0000000.

’Tis an ebook in... uh... places. That I still haven’t fully figured out. Just go place to place and search up the book name, I suppose.

Before making this blog post, I watched my friend Curi and her cousin dance. To be honest… I’m not even sure what was going on. She told me and Patrol to turn on a song, turned on her camera, and then started dancing—

It got me cackling xDD. Flame joined soon after—not dancing, of course. Just watching. She’s not the biggest dancer. whispers She prefers to do other things that leave smoke. I’M JOKING—promise, guys. Flame cuddles with her penguin plushie named Nuxol Jr., after a character I made that she has a FAT CRUSH ON. Yeah, I’m not even gonna give the details. Trust me, though—she’s going to regret naming her York penguin Nuxol.

I REALIZED I’M NOT IN THE “LIFE OF AN AUTHOR” SECTION—LET’S BEGIN :DD.

Life of an author. 

WeLCoMe, WeLcOmE.

Let me clarify something for you. If I don’t come back next week with a blog post, I can almost guarantee I had trouble with some yeast. Probably because the balloon exploded and the yeast went MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW PLOP onto my head.

I should probably read the lab instructions properly so that doesn’t happen.

Anywhodidly diddle dum, guess who got stuck dealing with a psychotic parent at work the other day? It’s me, just to clarify xDD. I don’t even know why or what made her think it was a good idea to be rude to a poor girl who’s just TRYING NOT TO BE BROKE—but she did it anyway. It was because I kept her kid in the same swimming level. I’m sorry, did you want me to let your daughter dRoWn bY mOvInG hEr uP a LeVeL?

And back to school-related stuff—MY APUSH TEST. Okay. So. I’m struggling in the class a bit, yes. BUT on my last test I got a 76, AND I COULD’VE GOTTEN A BETTER GRADE! There were these two questions that asked THE EXACT SAME THING with different multiple-choice answers. I just stared at them, died inside, and tried to figure out which answer they wanted. Spoiler alert: I got them wrong T-T. On a happier note, my classmates are all mad about it and sobbing with me.

Finally—no, I didn’t break an actual block. It would be SICK though. Just imagine me chucking a block from a twenty-story building and it bursts on the ground in a puff of dust and stuff… ahh, beautiful, ain’t it? BUT NO—IT’S EVEN BETTER.

Thanks to my pal Phoenix, I broke my writer’s block for BTS. I don’t even think he knew he was the cause of it xDD. He mentioned one of my characters, and everything just snapped into place. Next thing I knew, I spewed out five new pages yesterday. Currently at 169 pages or something.

Phoenix: “169? CHILDE, YOU HAVE TWO EXTRA PAGES!”

Get it? Sixxx sevennnn. Falls to the ground laughing.

Under the Surface of Writing. 

This week, I will gift you reference photos. Guys, they’re hand-drawn by me, so no hate 🙏🙏.

Helen Cathro

Giuliana Cathro

Astyrian King

ME!

Okay, that’s it. Shoo, shoo. Buh bye :DD.